The Semi Do List:
8:50: Open eyes and immediately check
Instagram, Snapchat, iMessage,
Youtube, Vine, and Facebook.
9:05: Flop out of bed.
9:15: Scream at mom for not
buying a bagel from Bagel World for breakfast.
Demand that mom specifically buy a toasted
French Toast bagel with cream cheese.
9:17: Angrily stomp back up to room. Look
at agenda and contemplate doing homework.
9:18: Open netflix and watch Friends until mom
returns with breakfast.
9:50: Eat bagel and peruse instagram.
Realize that today is semi and your
hair appointment is in an hour.
10:01: Have a mini panic attack because
“You can’t even.”
10:06: Quickly shower.
.
11:00: Show hair stylist twenty-five
different Pinterest photos,
but highlight that you want a unique hairstyle.
12:00: Walk out of Laschi’s Hair Salon.
Regret that you didn’t ask for an updo.
12:05: Listen to Kiss 108 on radio at full volume
until mom turns off the station.
12:07: Return home and eat another bagel.
12:30: Go to Tips and Toes and get nails and toe nails done.
Attempt at making conversation with the nail stylist.
2:00: Request an iced latte from Starbucks. Use a celebrity name.
2:15: Drink Starbucks.
2:35: Check Instagram and again post a Snapchat story
of your Starbucks drink.
2:55: Compose text to date.
3:00: Nervously await response.
3:02: Realize he probably won’t respond.
3:07: Check phone one last time.
3:10: Binge watch Netflix to calm down.
4:30: Put on dress. Put on MAC foundation,
fake eyelashes, mascara, and bronzer,
Repeat.
5:15: Take one hundred and three selfies
at a variety of different angles.
Narrow down the result to ten.
5:30: Pose with parents.
5:45 Pose with friends.
5:58 Awkwardly pose with date.
6:00: Take more photos and debate which will get the most likes on Instagram.
7:00: Walk into school cafeteria.
7:13: Wish you were watching Netflix.